The Cruel Webmaster: Troubleshooting the Social Internet Landscape
CONUNDRUM: You begin a Facebook flirtation with someone, physically innocent but otherwise intimate. A week later, you receive an angry message from their significant other, who demands to know what's going on and makes you feel like a real heel, even though you hadn't previously known he or she existed. You don't want no part of this crazy love, where's the door? SAGE SUGGESTION: Write a brief ...
Ezekiel Vs. Ezekiel: A Man Who Never Heard of the Internet Discovers the Internet
Dear Mother, Father, Carol, Sue, Uncle Rodney, Aunt Clarissa, and everyone at the Pineview Commune of Greater Appalachia, Good grief! It's been a very interesting month for me in the booming metropolis of West Salem Falls: cars occasionally pass my house (what a thrill! I wait all day for this, when will it get old? Never), I had synthetic wool carpeting installed, I bought beans at the general ...
Pope Says Social Networking Better Than Having Real Friends
VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict, twenty-four hours after giving social networking his "qualified blessing," has decided to further qualify his statement. "Earlier this week I said that virtual contact cannot take the place of actual contact. I'd like to retract that statement," said the Foursquare mayor of the Catholic Church. "I have decided that virtual contact is far preferable." ...
Modern Love: Three Heartwarming Internet Proposals
Hey-ho, happy readers! Have you found the love of your life? Not sure how to pop the question? Try the extra-special online proposals these couples made on LinkedIn, Angry Birds and the Craigslist Missed Connections section! Professional Couple Connects...For Life Leslie Carmichael was recently promoted: from Brian Castlehouse's long-term girlfriend to his wife. Ms. Carmichael, 29, had ...
The World's Worst Mommy Blogger (A Parody)
LITTLE PRECIOUS BABIES a blog by Danielle Harrison June 4, 2010 Little Harrison has sure been active today! I think he's just about ready to pop out and meet his three brothers and sisters and see the world, and really, it's about time -- I was due three weeks ago! To be honest with you, I think he's been knocking on the exit door all day, but there's really nothing I love as much as ...
