With the release of Kidz Bop 18 -- yes, 18 -- the web is abuzz about the painful sanitization of pop music lyrics to kiddie jams. That got the Urlbots to thinking, how would these kid-friendly versions go along with the track's original music videos? The answer: not very well. From Gaga's man-humping to to Fergie's drug dealing, these synched-up videos show you why Kidz Bopifying a tune just ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles...Video Versus. (We used to restrict ourselves to puppies, but we've opened the floodgates to all sorts of showdowns!) When were were looking for our next epic battle animal after puppies, the gut choice was of course hamster battles. And they do not disappoint. This hamster attempts to take on the very laws of nature ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles...Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy who will face off with just about anything. This week, we're changing things up with a Kitty Versus! Kitty battles can be just as epic as Puppy ones. This kitty is far too impatient to wait for the paper to finish printing before tearing it ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles... Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy, who will face off with just about anything. We have to admit, it seems like the puppy doesn't exactly get the point of tetherball here. You have to get it all the way around the pole, but puppy is happy chasing the ball back and worth and ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles... Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy, who will face off with just about anything. This Rottweiler Puppy is being eco-friendly, trying to recycle his owner's milk carton into a chew toy. His heart is in the right place, but the milk carton doesn't react well to being gnawed on, ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles... Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy, who will face off with just about anything. Finally, an adversary who can fight back against the Puppy: the crab! Olivia the puppy faces off against the crab on the beach, circling and snipping at each other until the water takes the crab ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles... Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy, who will face off with just about anything. This Yorkshire Terrier puppy has a lot of other toys to distract him, but that pesky water bottle really gets his goat. Puppy circles it, tries to intimidate it with barks, and then tries the ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles... Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy who will face off with just about anything. Tiny ball is just sitting there, minding its own business, but puppy is having none of that. This Sheltie starts his ball attack by leaping around in a semi-circle yipping at the stationary ball. ...

While American Idol is most known for either stellar singing stars or atrocious singing failures in the few weeks of competition, sometimes a contender comes along who somehow straddles both sides and emerges as something better. Enter General Larry Platt. Platt showed up at the Atlanta auditions to perform his self-penned song "Pants on the Ground," which has a simple melody but a message of ...

In a new on-going feature, we bring to you the most intense of epic battles... Puppy Versus ______. There's nothing in the world more energetic than a puppy, who will face off with just about anything. This Sheltie puppy gets in a tizzy when her owner mops the floor. It's really a one-sided battle with the mop just doing its mop job while the Sheltie attacks. Does passive aggressive mop or ...