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Campy Disco Dance Instructor Should Get His Own Movie

Do you think this 70s disco instructor, with his deliberate motions and classic-European-porn aesthetic, will be the new Trololo Guy? Or do you think that, because the Napoleon-Dynamite-spawned genre of serio-awkward characters played by Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Michael Cera and Jemaine Clement, then imitated by every "edgy" advertiser with a budget for a curly wig and a polyester suit...

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Ten Points on the Backend, Grrrrl! - The Twitter Search for the Next 'Sh*t My Dad Says'

CalRizzo: @bzgirl Love love LOVE that twitter! How would you like to see that as a movie by Universal? DM me with your name to sign over copyright. smackfilms: @bzgirl LOL, great tweet! Smack in the Box Films would love to produce, and we'll even fly you out to hang with Michael Cera! DM to agree. CalRizzo: @smackfilms Go play with the other children while I bring home the real talent. ...

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Wondertonic's Mike Lacher Pitches the Brother IntelliFax 2800 App Store (The Fap Store)

Comedian Mike Lacher of Wonder-Tonic presents an app store for the Brother Intellifax 2800 - the Fap Store. He does so in the funniest possible manner, parodying every typical startup pitch. We've featured Mike Lacher's work many times. I got to catch this particular gag live at SXSW's "Worst Website Ever" event, where Mike even beat web-f*ckery titan Ze Frank in a showdown of fake dot-com...

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Better Bracket Maker - Make Your NCAA March Madness Bracket and Share on Facebook

We built you a simple, savable, sharable March Madness bracket maker for the 2011 NCAA men's basketball tournament. We've preloaded the bracket with the announced NCAA seeds. You can edit seeds, mark scores, and make your predictions or just follow game results as the tournament progresses. Login with Facebook and share your bracket with your friends. Why is a blog about the web launching a...

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The Best of Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog - A Rap Parody

Monday, former senator Alan Simpson mentioned "Enema Man" and "Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog" on Fox News. Tuesday, a rap parody artist posted "Best of Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog," making poop and fart jokes with the lyrics of Snoop Dogg songs. Today, we're presenting it to you while it's still nearly unknown. I'm starting a tag on this site, "inevitable," and this is the first post that gets that tag....

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Pagan Atheists - Christian Kids Sing 'My Humps' Parody

"Whatcha gonna do with atheists? All those pagan atheists?" sings a little girl in this recently popular video. Ooh, it is saucy and weird when the little boy kinda grabs some invisible boobs while singing about how he and his sister will convert the heathens. It's also fake. Sorry! But you can see two adults singing a more obvious parody in the same room, and both videos are presented by an...

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5-Year-Old Needs a Job Before Getting Married - The Auto-Tune Remix

The little girl who won't marry a guy until she has a job is now an Auto-Tuned song. She's so adamant! And rhythmic and bass-lined!...

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Little Girl Won't Get Married Until She Gets a Job

Guys! Stop trying to marry this little girl! She wants a job first! If you can't deal with that, you are not ready to marry this five-year-old!...

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The Advice Meme Alignment Chart - Gee, I Wonder What Insanity Wolf Scored

I love advice memes, I love alignment charts, and I love combining things I love. So I made an advice meme alignment chart, using popular characters like Courage Wolf, Scumbag Steve and High Expectations Asian Father. I think I nailed it. Some background for beginners: Advice memes are simple characters with captions. They started on 4chan and spread on blogs and Reddit. Here's a...

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Business Cat Needs You to Come in on Caturday

We love cats. We love advice memes. So we adore Business Cat. He is not a LOLcat, because those are over. Like so many advice memes, Business Cat is the humorous juxtaposition of two concepts. And he has a cute little necktie!...

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