As a mother, grandmother and teacher, I am often online. I try to answer my email at least three times each week. I also have a Facebook account, which I try to get on at least once a week. It's a good way to stay in touch with friends who I don't see often. Also, it's a great way to share photos with my children and family who live out of town. I tried Twitter, but cannot get into it. I don't ...

Does Mike Tyson think that Earl Grey tea sucks? Are cannolis like a curse to Mike Tyson? If you were to give Mike Tyson a toaster as a gift, would he bring it to a pawn shop? Will Mike Tyson take on the New York City Pigeon Crew? Does Mike Tyson still have a face tattoo? The answer to all these questions (yes, yes, yes, yes, yes) and more are revealed in the video -- Mike Tyson's ...

At the world wide web's infancy of the early 90s, long before Web 2.0, during Web 1/3, people couldn't use Google Images or Flickr to amass photographic collections of Right Said Fred or "huge beards." Even today, with our technological developments of database management, searching for "huge beard" is considered NSFW (not because the pictures are inappropriate, but because some bosses don't ...

With the exceptions of that naked lady taking a shower in public, all those totally nude hotties who ride hogs, and our uncensored exposé on hot naked stars, Urlesque usually doesn't cover porn on the web. With Easter just around the corner, it's time to resurrect this rare sort of coverage. How could anyone not want to wrap their lips on the sweet supple curves and spreads of hot ...

In American schools, where education is of the utmost importance, the diorama is a common exercise. Nothing shows a firmer grasp of the sociopolitical ramifications of Columbus' arrival in the Americas more than crayon art pasted into an empty Kleenex container. Since 2007, the Washington Post has taken this staple of scholarly erudition and applied it to Easter's favorite corn syrupy ...

My Aunt Selma's matzoh balls are like bowling balls in both consistency and flavor. Maybe worse, since minty chewing gum residue has, on occasion, adhered to the side of a bowling ball. I've never been a great fan of eastern European cuisine, but when coupled with Selma's miserable cooking skills, it makes me want to retch. Now, the internet has shown me a deeper spirtual cause for the ...

Bill Paxton's Wikipedia page needs dire updating. While it does mention his role as "Punk Leader" in "The Terminator," it fails to mention his second greatest achievement: starring in his very own pinball machine! Console modder extrodinaire Benjamin Heckendorn spent the past five years constructing and programming the Paxton-themed pinball game from scratch. Ben clearly has big love for the ...

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