These precocious tots might not know exactly what ramparts are or why rockets are glaring red in our National Anthem but for the perilously high noted "land of the free" -- they're willing to give it all they've got. With a little help from mommy, this big eyed heartthrob nails 'The Star-Spangled Banner' from start to finish. << Back More Singing Stars Ahead! >> ...

With his hand on his heart, this little guy shows he's been practicing hard to get down the pledge's big words! << Back More Cute Kids! >> ...

This little girl can barely contain her excitement to recite the 'ledge of 'ellg-ence! << Back Another Pledge Ahead! >> ...

The Pledge of Allegiance -- not exactly easily said or done when you're still struggling with words over two syllables, but these cute kids are willing to try! This cutie patootie even throws in an I <3 America bonus track! << Back More Cute Kid Pledges! >> ...

This July 4th it's time to check your political disillusionment at the door! Instead of sitting around grumbling about staggering gas prices and the plummeting economy, we challenge you to think back to the days when you were just a wee tot staring up at a firework streaming sky and livin' the star-spangled dream. With this vision in mind, we proudly present Cute Kids Doing Patriotic Things -- ...

Ken and Barbie as Merlin and Morgan Le Fay Guess even Barbie couldn't avoid that awkward, uncomfortable-for-everyone Goth phase. Bob Mackie Fantasy Goddess of Africa Barbie Let's not forget that Barbie's got gal pals across the globe! ...

The Flamingo Barbie Never to be out done by anyone's lawn, Barbie steps it up a notch in rivalry of the summer's hottest accessory -- the plastic pink flamingo. 'I Love Lucy' Dolls "Job Switching" "Check out the face sculpts -- each doll looks as though their faces are ...

Say what you want about Barbie being a disproportionate, one-dimensional product of an anti-feminist consumer culture because uh huh, yeah -- she's heard that one before. She probably cries herself to sleep at night in her scratchy pink polyester McMansion bed set wondering why she's so (sob) misunderstood. Regardless, be it the pressures of being forced to always be so damn good looking (the ...

So apparently the nosebleed-inducing spike in gas prices means monster Segway sales. Well, great for them, but what about those of us who can't afford gas or a Segway (*pout*)? Time to turn to 1950s consumer technology! Get ready for the Revival of the Duoped (courtesy of the amazing diagonaluk YouTube channel):Holy nostalgia, Batman, our dying economy is saved! Treat yourself to a can of ...

Standing eight hours sandwiched between screaming fans and pervy old men at a celeb signing is the closest most of us will get to the pulse of fame, so this compilation of 192 Celebrity Autographs pretty much rocked our world. Besides saving us from heatstroke and awkward encounters, it opens us up a signature assessment goldmine. Ever wondered which star seals their signature with ...