Steve Aoki has always made me feel inferior. He's a semi-famous DJ who produces actually good music and he's the son of the founder of Benihana. Does Steve Aoki ever do anything wrong?! Yes, all the time. The new blog DJ Steve Aoki UR Doing it Wrong is photos of just that -- him doin' it wrong. Now I can finally start to accept myself. ...

Chatroulette! It's all nude dudes! This song and video, appropriately titled 'Wiener,' from YouTube starlet Amy Kuney expresses what we all know about the trendy video chat site and could possibly be my new summer jam. Video after the jump! ...

Summer approaches, and with a four to six week delivery time you have to think about what you'll need now. Search no further, or at all. At least one of your inflatable aquatic toy needs can be filled at, that's right, beachballs.com. Check out the one to the left. Polka dots! For when you want the idea of many smaller balls, but want to own just one. My selected faves are after the break. ...

Young Kalle Rovanperä, at only half the US driving age, tears up the rally course in the video after the jump. Will the little race car driver be the Finnish Michael Jackson, with a thriving career that ends when he goes nuts and moves into an amusement park with souped-up go-karts? I hope so. Of course, maybe Kalle's skills aren't that surprising, considering that he's the son of famous ...

The Easter earthquake in Mexicali shook my family's Easter celebration and almost cost me a donut, but it could have been worse -- I could have been on camera trying to catch quarters. Thanks be to YouTube, because lots of other earthquakees have been caught off guard and on video. ...

Now you can auto-tune your Facebook status, thanks to a new app from Sony Electronics. Excellent! Because my status is frequently off key. Go here to add the app to your Facebook page. After installing the application, you select from four voices and two beats. Then enter your status update and all your friends can hear your T. Pain'd status, shorty. Will Jay-Z release a ...

We've rounded up the best Three Wolf Moon spoofs! Here's a roster of the one-offs, knock-offs, and rip-offs (Three-Off Moon?!) of the shirt that "has wolves on it, attracts women." Beware: some intense awesomeness (and one NSFW-ish one) lies ahead... Three Wolf Moon The original, as in not a parody. For context. Notice the aurora. (via Amazon) ...

You know how much we love witnessing and participating in hashtag games on Twitter. Our most recent fave, "Cow Films" took over Twitter yesterday. It's what it sounds like: combine cows and movie titles. For example: "The Creature from the Black Lamoo." Join the fray now before it falls prey to spammers (read: stops being fun). Although there's a special irony in a spammy tweet about beef. ...