Ask someone who's been there: the Jersey shore is not necessarily 'Jersey Shore.' At all. Especially when someone who experienced the seaside retreat back in the 30's or 40's or 50's or something was there and it was CLEAN. In those days, ladies and gentlemen "dated," engaged in friendly dancing, and didn't sit get all hotsy-totsy in hot tubs riddled with diseases (they didn't even freaking have ...

So I guess this bear has three legs and has learned to live with it, so well, in fact, that she walks around like an adult human on two legs. The only thing that would make this cooler is if the bear had a martini in its sole paw. Because you know what they say about bears sipping martinis: IT IS THE BEST (even if it's fake). ...

It's hard to say what makes a hipster a Hipster nowadays. Keffiyehs and Ray Bans could easily be read as so yesterday (so yesterday) depending on which pocket of land we're referring to (Brooklyn, Silverlake, Austin, Richmond, Brooklyn, Echo Park, etc.). But as we write from New York City, believe us when we say a hipster is not hard to find, especially considering the proliferation of American ...

To all the Fancy Nancies and Richie Riches in the room, let us tantalize your taste buds with the closest thing you will ever get to a McDonald that isn't Michael or -- heaven forbid -- a farmer. At $10,000, it's called the Double Caviar Burger, the finest dream of dirt-smeared cartoon hobos worldwide! Let's not forget the true selling point here: THREE BUNS. THREE. Like a Big Mac, but ...

Sometimes, you need money in a jiff and you're in jail, and your friends and family just won't cut the check. In fact, sometimes, when you're in jail, you just need somebody awesome to come through and give you the money you need to get out of jail. In need of a quick fix, you should contact three ladies named Barbara, Beverly, and Queen from Spartanburg, South Carolina's own R&R Bonding ...

Grow out your beard and fish out your finest sandals, Jesus lookalikes in the greater New York area! Have we got a job lead for you! via:// Dumb As A Blog ...

Q: What do you get when you combine the Bee Gees, news-reel movie magic, and three different soccer jerseys and the same pair of athletic pants? A: Our new hero (and commenter), Frankly, who may or may not be a triplet, but is definitely a genius. How deep is our love? Deep, dude. Deep. ...

What do you get when you cross a Roomba, a duck, and easily mistaking a fake egg for poop? Ladies and gentlemen, Amusing Duck. It's real, and it poops eggs. via:// Best Week Ever ...

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