R&R Bail Bonding -- They Ain't Mad at Ya (Even if You Are Incarcerated)
Sometimes, you need money in a jiff and you're in jail, and your friends and family just won't cut the check. In fact, sometimes, when you're in jail, you just need somebody awesome to come through and give you the money you need to get out of jail. In need of a quick fix, you should contact three ladies named Barbara, Beverly, and Queen from Spartanburg, South Carolina's own R&R Bonding ...
Crazy Craigslist -- In Search of Fake Jesus
Grow out your beard and fish out your finest sandals, Jesus lookalikes in the greater New York area! Have we got a job lead for you! via:// Dumb As A Blog ...
Our Love Runs 'Deep' for Frankly
Q: What do you get when you combine the Bee Gees, news-reel movie magic, and three different soccer jerseys and the same pair of athletic pants? A: Our new hero (and commenter), Frankly, who may or may not be a triplet, but is definitely a genius. How deep is our love? Deep, dude. Deep. ...
Amusing Duck Does Its Job
What do you get when you cross a Roomba, a duck, and easily mistaking a fake egg for poop? Ladies and gentlemen, Amusing Duck. It's real, and it poops eggs. via:// Best Week Ever ...
"Sweet Boy" -- Shut Up, Carl's Mom
You know you want to unfriend your Mom on Facebook when: via:// 4TNZ ...
Edarem Is Now Your Moving Wallpaper
Here's why Edarem continues to keep us ever-so-grateful to the internet for giving us the best job in the world: related:// Abe Vigoda Vlogs!? Who Is This Guy? ...
John And Molly Are Siblings, Definitely Not Sworn Enemies [NSFW]
John and Molly are brother and sister. They got along pretty well, give or the occasional brother-stealing-sister's-friend-and-calling-sister's-friend-on-sister's-phone-to-smacktalk-sister thing. And, sure, maybe John will bring his sister to a salacious drug dealer's house every now and then, but he'd probably protect her if sh*t went awry. Probably...? Besides that, though, John and Molly ...
God Hates Signs, Loves the Internet
Fred Phelps and The Westboro Baptist Church aren't just a bunch of looney tunes, they're a bunch of looney tunes that tout some supremely offensive ideology! On the short list of things they hate, there's Jews, gays, fallen soldiers, and gay, Jewish, fallen soldiers. They're a pre-tty rowdy bunch, to say the least. Traveling around the country to protest synagogues and funerals, the ...
Mark Malkoff Storms Broadway, Toys R Us
A couple of years ago, comedian Mark Malkoff roamed the streets of Broadway (or, as we pronounce it, 1940's-style, "Broad-way!") in search of a friend. Specifically, Malkoff was on the hunt for a Broadway actor who would voluntarily -- for no money or publicity whatsoever -- take a ride with him inside the Ferris wheel that sits in the middle of Times Square's enormous Toys R Us superstore. ...
Ham-BURGER Beats Cheezburger
Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones is the best comedian to ever live. Not because he epitomizes 1993. Not because he dresses like a black cowboy, which was originally reserved exclusively for Laurence Fishburne. And not because he's Paula Poundstone (HIIII, PAULA POUNDSTONE! LUV U!!!!1!!1!) No, Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones is the best comedian to ever live because of his shtick. Jones's vaudevillian gimmick ...
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