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What Five-Year-Olds Would Do With Facebook's Startup Money

Mark Zuckerberg has done a lot of impressive things with all of Facebook's money. He's donated $100 million to Newark schools, he's provided 15-year-old Nate Hirshbeck with a convenient platform to let people know his thoughts on Charlie Sheen, and we assume he's bought himself at least two jetpacks. However, some people-or possibly just us-have been wondering what the more innocent mind of a ...

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Who's Crazier? Charlie Sheen or Muammar el-Qaddafi?

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All the Other Search Engines Gossip About Google

Bing: Hey, Yahoo! What's going on? Yahoo!: Not a whole lot. Listening to some Fiona Apple CDs, probably gonna pop in Austin Powers later. You know, the usual. Bing: Fiona Apple and Austin Powers, huh? What is this, 1997? Yahoo!: *Sigh* Not a day goes by where I don't wish that...Anyway, what are you doing? Bing: Oh, nothing. Just bored. This Egypt stuff is pretty confusing, so I was ...

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Internet Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew

You may know Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. I'd like to introduce his new spin-off, Internet Celebrity Rehab,where forgotten memes will work through their abandonment issues. It airs on VH1 this spring. Dr. Drew: Hello, everyone. Glad you could all make it to our group therapy session. Would anyone like to start? LOLCat: I can has furst commentz? Dr. Drew: We've been over this, LolCat. As ...

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