This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for the almighty F40PH: a 3000 horsepower General Motors diesel-electric locomotive that tears - it - UP! What's so special about it? I'm not really sure, though I guess there's a bunch of backstory to the whole thing if you really want to know. Something about furries and other perv 4chan stuff... W'eva! The video is rad! And that's all that matters! (Don't miss ...

Don't get us wrong. We've done our fair share of pug praising here, and why not? They're little! They're silly! But they're also kind of disturbing. We're sorry, but it's true. They're "cute" -- but they're not cute. And they always seem to be the ones getting caught doing odd stuff. Stuff other dogs just don't do. We love it, but we're puzzled. Maybe it's in their blood. (Their genetic makeup ...