spider monkeys ride border colliesNothing fills me to the brim with pride for being an American quite like this video of a couple spider monkeys riding border collies at a minor league baseball game. They are called Team Ghost Riders and as if this act wasn't cute enough already, this guy has the monkeys dressed up like little cowboys.

I wonder how he managed to train these monkeys to hang on to the dogs so well. My guess is with duct tape and gorilla glue. This video also has the most American pickup truck I have ever seen in my life at around 2:51, doing a lap around the field. I was kind of hoping that one of the monkeys would be behind the wheel, but I suppose that's asking for too much.