4.14.11 - 12:00PM
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Alex Staub

Anderson Cooper Slams Jersey Shore's Snooki (And the People Who Make Her Rich)

anderson cooper slams people who pay snooki I will never understand why people watch The Jersey Shore. I just don't get it. Maybe "its a Jersey thing," that a simple Kentucky boy like me just can't fully grasp, but every time I see a clip or article on this show I can't help but wonder why everyone is so fascinated by this crap. I may not be qualified to argue that this show is as bad as it is. I've never seen a single episode. I've only seen clips and highlights on other shows that poke fun at it's absurdity. Thankfully, respected journalist Anderson Cooper decided it was time to give his two cents on The Jersey Shore, focusing specifically on one character ... Snooki.

Anderson dedicated an entire "Ridiculist" segment to criticizing those responsible for paying Snooki for being Snooki. I (like Anderson) can't understand how the cast members of The Jersey Shore are paid as much as they are for doing... well, what is it that they do exactly? Anderson Cooper rips into Snooki like I have been waiting for someone to do on national television since I first saw someone mimic the fist pump. The amount of money that she makes in one episode would pay off my student loans 4 times.

I'll get drunk on TV! Does anyone want to see me get drunk on TV? Does anyone want to pay me $100,000 a episode to puke jagerbombs all over myself and then bang the first person who wanders into the club restroom? No. Of course not. No one wants to see that. But that is what Snooki basically does in every episode of the "Music Television Network's" The Jersey Shore. It sickens me. Thank you, Anderson Cooper, for speaking your piece on this issue.

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4.14.11

By Mary Anne Landers

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LOL! Anderson Cooper really nails the Snooki craze.

But let's be charitable. I say, let Snooki enjoy her rewards. She's on her fourteenth minute of fame.

4.14.11

By rachie

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Yes, we get it. Snookie is not cool. Do we really need to bash her anymore? Many mentally compromised people have full and busy lives. She may not be doing what others feel is best for her, but she is living independently and supporting herself.

4.14.11

By MAE

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Although hes definitely insinuating that Snooki isnt the brightest woman -- hes not attacking her as much as he is pointing out that it is SAD and embarrassing that corporations are wasting money on her presence and thoughts. Whatever if people want to guzzle mountain dew and eat their dorritos while watching mindless tv for entertainment, but to have her as a speaker at a university!???? the definition of ridiculous.

4.14.11

By spikennanners

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why would anyone watch any reality show? that's a really asinine comment to make.

4.15.11

By Ayla McIntosh

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Hahahaha. Awesome!
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4.20.11

By raymond

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Thank you Anderson Cooper for saying exactly what I've been saying..I can't understand how the parents of these characters would want to admit to being their parents..Maybe the apple really doesn't fall from the tree??

4.23.11

By Victoria

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Dear Mr. Cooper, I think you are awesomely hot, but, my dear, she's got the right to earn her money in the silliest way's possible as long as the market is willing to pay for her antics. I would rather you focus your energy on those people have recently been paid and outrageous amount of money to rob Americans, i.e., Bankers, Wall Street Brokers & their employers, and more. I think what your missing here is why she has become a cult phenomenon, here, let me help you with this tiny detail. Like most generations where the Economy is tanked, people have lost their jobs, their homes, and they are wondering what to do, and how they are going to make it. Here comes little 'snookie... cute, adorable, silly, and a hot mess, but, she's harmless. She takes our minds off of our outrageous economy (world debt,) wars without an end, and a future, where Americans are leaving their country to seek jobs! Little 'snookie is absolutely adorable..and worth every penny we pay to see her..she's not a drug, alcohol, or anything harmful..she's harmless fun...a distraction that makes us shake our heads and say "kidsssss... when will the learn..." In the meantime? She's making money! And by God, I'd rather fork over a barrel of money to that kid then pay one more banker, CEO, or any other criminal (whose yet to be arrested, and sent to jail for their crimes,) a dime, or a penny... give the kid her due... She's in the right place, at the right time, and we need her to laugh at ourselves. So, lighten up Cooper, and focus on the REALLL BAD GUYS! Thank you! I'll get off my platform now, and Snooks... you are adorable! Just be you!