yes that can be my next tweet
If you've ever wanted to write like a Twitter spambot, here's your chance. A site called That Can Be My Next Tweet (URL:, of course) grabs random terms from your Twitter posts and smushes them together into a rough approximation of English that's hilarious to behold. The ones from my own Twitter account have turned out a bit NSFW, and trying it with Urlesque's Twitter gave us a whole bunch of ideas for animal videos we wish existed in real life. (Disco dancing baby giraffes? Where do I sign up?!)

Throw your own Twitter account into the site and see what you get. Leave your funniest results in the comments!