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4.12.11
By MarkLeevan
If sports guy visits kindergarten will stand at 29. So, eating 19000 calories/day CAN be flippant, but I!
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4.12.11
By GoingLikeSixty
Garden Fresh Tip 88: After chopping fresh peppers for Most Promising New Company Just nominated for Most.
meh. Sounds just like me.
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4.12.11
By Kelly Reeves
omg that tweet is brilliant.
mine:"Thank u, person blasting Luda out of duplication/clutter in the internet! YES re: explore." LOL
Or this one that really sounds like me: "Congrats Emmy! U NO INVITE ME throughly enjoying nice!!! So yummmmmmmy. wait wut? u jellly?"
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4.14.11
By J
Speaking of words in Twitter, If now follow this guys
http://twitter.com/#!/russianforfree
I think everything they write makes sense but, since they tweet "the Russian word of the day" I don't quite get everything they say :-D
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5.06.11
By Monokai
Now also available as an iPhone and Android app:
iPhone: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/that-can-be-my-next-tweet/id434298188?mt=8
Android: https://market.android.com/details?id=air.nl.monokai.MyNextTweet
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