charlie sheen comedy tour bombsIn perhaps the least-surprising turn of events of 2k11, Charlie Sheen's live one-man show, "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option", got some really rough reviews after its opening night in Detroit this past Saturday.

Most of the audience stood up and left during the show, and Sheen was almost booed offstage, but apparently he made some tweaks for his second show in Chicago last night and things went much smoother.

Still, if it were my money I'd want more than a promise of it being "catastrophically horrible" or "kind of alright, actually."

What's that you say? Someone with a horrible disease who's been in a public tailspin for weeks now is incapable of being relatable or endearing onstage? How odd.





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