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Actor and self-proclaimed warlock Charlie Sheen has recently been making headlines in Hollywood while playing his most complex role as, well, Charlie Sheen. Sheen is infamous for his 'bad boy' image, zero-filter policy, and a brain that 'fires in a way that is, uhm, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.'

However, Sheen is also known for entertaining countless numbers of prostitutes and almost as many divorces. It's pretty clear that Charlie has some trouble with the ladies and we're here to help.

This sex-time playlist is sure to give would-be 'goddesses' an idea of exactly who Charlie is as he lays on this 'torpedo of truth.' Check it out.

1. love's not a competition (but i'm winning) // kaiser chiefs


Not only is Charlie a winner, he's a bi-winner. D'ya hear that fellas?


2. wild thing // the troggs


You can't expect the guy to star in a film like 'Major League' and pass up the chance to brag about it.


3. the final countdown // europe


We picture this track playing as Charlie makes his move.


4. eye of the tiger // survivor


The brilliant tiger blood/Rocky Balboa combo is enough to make the ladies swoon for days.


5. the night of the warlock // doro


Every night is the night of the warlock.


6. i'm your torpedo // eagles of death metal


Three words every girl loves to hear.


7. party like a rockstar // shop boyz


Every day. All day.


Jessica Kelley and Jose Jimenez edit "Music to Have Sex to" at xmusic.fm.