- 3.10.11 - 9:30AM
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- Cole Stryker
20 Sad Etsy Boyfriends
This has to be a common phenomenon, right? A free-spirited crochet queen forcing her boyfriend to model her handicrafts on Etsy? I found these twenty sad boyfriends pretty easily, so there are probably enough to at least launch a single-topic Tumblr blog.
Most of them are wearing beanies. Can a man be happy wearing a crocheted beanie? Anyway, hope you enjoy these pathetic sad sacks as much as I did.
"Honey, I said smile."
The weight of the world is on this guy's hooded shoulders.
I think this cheery guy is a designer at Tumblr.
I guess when your hair is that colorful, you need to tone it down with grays and a sad face.
The most unconvincing smile ever.
Did your girlfriend just get in a car wreck or are your earlobes just cold?
This is just getting ruhdiculous.
My personal favorite. Seething rage behind those eyes.
I want to stick little felt Bible characters on this guy's hat.
He's contemplating suicide by hanging himself on the chinstra---I dunno.
This guy thinks he's getting laid tonight.
He's sad because the beanie covers his bling.
The face of a man who suddenly feels like he doesn't even know her anymore.
Even this mannequin head is depressed.
After I wrote this, I noticed Regretsy found the saddest boyfriend of all.
... and if you liked this post, you should also check out Urlesque's 22 Examples of Etsy Child Abuse.
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