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drunk baby videos: drunk driving babyThis video of a drunk baby destroying a bar has been making the rounds, and it reminded us of the Nick Swardson quote, "Hanging out with a baby is like hanging out with a really, really small person who is hammered all the time."

Babies make your college roommates look like upstanding pillars of the community in comparison. Your roommate may have puked on you, but probably not more than once. And if your roommate puked on you more than once, I can only assume you were asking for it.

Here is a compilation of babies that appear drunk -- in that they stagger, they puke, and they run through the house screaming that they want "one beer." And as a bonus there is a video of Donald Glover dressed as a drunk baby, complete with diaper and bottle of whiskey.

Possibly the most famous drunk baby is Pearl, the landlord, the face that launched a thousand guffaws and the website Funny or Die. Although Pearl would tell you she is not drunk, "just buzzed."



In this Mystery Team skit, Donald Glover is a drunk baby which is funny enough, but he is the kind of drunk baby that tries to make out with his babysitter. Which may be the best kind of drunk baby.




In this music video for Riva Starr feat Noze, a mustachioed baby sings about his nightlife escapades. And a mustachioed baby may be the second best type of drunk baby, behind the type of drunk baby that hits on its babysitter.




This skit features a reporter trying to get at the answer as to why there are so many drunk babies.



In this America's Funniest Video mash-up, babies be puking like it ain't no thing. Or puking like it is a thing and that thing is a Fall Sorority mixer at a Midwest college.



This baby is so drunk that he thinks that wearing his baseball hat cocked to the side is a fetching look. There may be no hope for this drunk baby.


You know how your jokes are so much funnier after you have been drinking? This baby feels the same way about torn paper. This baby can' t handle the hilarity. Tomorrow this baby will be at the office saying, "Man I got so wasted – you wouldn't believe how much paper I saw torn. It was crazy!"



In the same vein as the Landlord, this Funny or Die skit involves drunk babies being sassy. The difference here is that these babies are running around with lampshades on their heads. Which I am not sure has never happened outside of a joke in 1972, so god bless that baby for its cultural awareness seeing as it can't even remember the '90s.



Drunk driving isn't funny...Unless it involves babies! I kid, drunk driving is still not funny. But a toddler nodding off while he drives his jeep in circles and in reverse is pretty funny.



Take a lesson from this baby drunk at the dinner table: a plastic bib may be a welcome accessory for your Friday night adventures if you can't hold your liquor.



Italian babies get drunk at the dinner table too! They are just like our drunk babies – except they don't let passing out stop them from eating and planning their run for Prime Minister.



Turns out even babies have to deal with childish pranks when they pass out.


There is the definition of "beer run" that means " to go to the store and get beer," but in the world of drunk babies "beer run" can mean run through the house holding a cold one yelling, "One more beer." When in Rome...



This baby knows what Miller Time it is.



What is creepier than a talking baby? How about a day trader? What if you combine the two and add a relationship to a skanky baby that also talks. Then you make creepy history... or an E*Trade commercial.