drunkennes nintendo breathalyzer video gameDrunkenNES is more than a Nintendo game: it's a breathalyzer that runs on the original Nintendo Entertainment System. The part you blow into is housed in a Nintendo cartridge, and higher blood alcohol content results in a higher score. Each level of intoxication comes with its own amusingly punny animation.

On one hand, it's probably not safe to encourage drinking to win a game. On the other, at least the gamers who are getting totally blitzed are at home with their classic 8-bit game system instead of out on the road. Maybe DrunkenNES is actually a safety win!