cats with thumbs in cravendale milk commercialWhat if cats had opposable thumbs? Would they let us live in peace, or would we be welcoming our new cat overlords? Cravendale Milk shows us one possible vision of the thumb-catted future in a new ad where thumbcat thugs try to roll humans for cartons of milk.

The cats are cute, but it gets a bit terrifying and falls into the uncanny valley once their little CGI thumbs go to work. Gah! Get the kitties away! Of course, we know what real cats with thumbs look like, and they're sweet and adorable. Sorry, Cravendale, your hypothetical future is invalid.