George Carlin was probably best known for his amazing "Seven Words" routine, but "Modern Man" is a close second. That sketch, a half-rap where Carlin juxtaposes a bunch of contemporary clichés -- "I'm new wave, but I'm old school!" -- just got a super-catchy dubstep remix of which even the man himself might grudgingly approve. It's called, appropriately enough, "Carlin Step."
DJ Steve Porter (of Slap Chop Rap fame) and DJ Eli Wilkie were on the wheels of steel -- or the MacBooks of audio-editing, as the case may be -- for this one. You can download Carlin Step and a bunch of other fun remixes at their site, Porterhouse Media.





















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