charlie sheen bunny rabbit's life is perfect and bitchin and winningWhat does possibly-insane Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen have in common with adorable bunnies? Well, one's a playboy, and the other is ... never mind. The real answer is, they both say some completely bonkers s**t sometimes.

Buzzfeed has an absolutely inspired gallery of quotes from Sheen's recent radio tirade -- the interview that gave us gems like "I am an F-18, bro!" and "I am battle-tested bayonets!" -- as delivered by innocent wittle bunny wabbits.

Oh well. Anybunny would lose it under all the pressure of filming a hit TV show while still finding time for, um, extracurricular activities, right? Check out the ranting rabbit highlights below. (And then check out the Clean Sheen meme.)

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