2.28.11 - 4:00PM
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Jay Hathaway

Charlie Sheen's Craziest Quotes, Presented by Adorable Bunnies

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Animals
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charlie sheen bunny rabbit's life is perfect and bitchin and winning What does possibly-insane Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen have in common with adorable bunnies? Well, one's a playboy, and the other is ... never mind. The real answer is, they both say some completely bonkers s**t sometimes.

Buzzfeed has an absolutely inspired gallery of quotes from Sheen's recent radio tirade -- the interview that gave us gems like "I am an F-18, bro!" and "I am battle-tested bayonets!" -- as delivered by innocent wittle bunny wabbits.

Oh well. Anybunny would lose it under all the pressure of filming a hit TV show while still finding time for, um, extracurricular activities, right? Check out the ranting rabbit highlights below. (And then check out the Clean Sheen meme.)

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3.01.11

By dan

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F off scammer

3.01.11

By Ty

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If you get rid of these people who post span for Ileagal auctions and date sites you would get some post and activity! other than this Bull s#$t!

3.01.11

By rftulie

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This Charlie Sheen stuff is not really funny if you understand mental illness. The dude is grandiose (thinks he's extremely special & gifted) and therefore probably is manic. That's why he does tons of drugs & thinks he can get away w/anything. Watching him go manic in public is sad & embarrassing. Hundreds of thousands of bipolar people act like this all the time -- the difference is that they don't do it in front of millions. What a pathetic waste of time to focus on him...

3.01.11

By Donna

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I agree. This poor guy is certifiable but the rating hungry networks eat up what they can get out of putting him in front of the camera. Kick 'em when they're up...kick 'em when they're down. If he was in a "normal" state of mind he would probably be horrified at how he sounds and what he looks like.

3.01.11

By Thomas Heckman

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It's sad to see someone losing their mind right before your eyes. This guy should be institutionalized for his own good. But then, the media would have to turn their attention to real issues--heaven forbid. The blame for the media's penchant for sensationalism goes directly to the public, as surveys repeatedly show that such programing increases viewership. Former cartoon character Pogo used to say, "we have met the enemy and it is us".

3.01.11

By sandy

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YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT

3.01.11

By Bippy Bellito

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On Bunnies, the quotes are appropriate. From Charlie Sheen, SAD.

3.01.11

By dan

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The drugs have addled his brain.... he has the same delusions of granduer as Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson... 2 more psychotics..

Charlie should consider that its the WRITERS that make the show funny...

yet another hollywood meltdown.. if he was so invincible he wouldnt be a slave to booze and drugs.

3.01.11

By lisa

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this is classic bipolar grandiosity. Charlie you arent that good looking and your acting range is one inch. you are desperately trying to get it all in before your dick shrivels to one inch as you hit your early mid life crisis. you are like a desperate man filling up at the smorgasbord table before its cleared off. your remarks are ugly and your face is showing your ugliness. if you were having such a good time you would keep it private. why are you making your sordid life so public? also it is obvious you dont love women. you hate women. this is a cover for some deep seated misogyny. sample all you can get because its not a matter if but when that all this ends and deep inside you know you are an aging fool

3.01.11

By Tom

Neutral

I do believe Charlie Sheen has just jumped into the Hollywood "c" list.... next stop D-LIST !!
wow wow wow....why cant someone close slap him back to reality...... HE is the new male lindsey lohan

3.02.11

By Chaz Sheen

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Charlie Sheen quotes just get better and better. Find all the winning quotes at http://www.LivingtheSheen.com BOOM!

3.04.11

By Peter

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Charlie Sheen is the Chuck Norris of comments!
Peter, http://koowie.com

3.05.11

By Saundra

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Charlie Sheen is in a drug induced psychosis.........Its not funny. Its sad. Hes probaby bipolar and the more media attention he gets the worse it will get. Sadly, if something or someone doesnt reach him soon he will probably end up dead because of his wreckless behavior and his belief that he can make himself better by just willing it so. He is a HURTING MAN. He more than likely feels that he was not accepted by his father when he was growing up and has longed for acceptance! Why do people find it funny when its a celebrity. THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE

3.08.11

By Jason

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3.10.11

By Mark

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The blog's pretty funny. I've seen better ones though. I like this one better for now http://winningfortunes.tumblr He really does talk like a fucking fortune cookie. Can't wait for fuckyeahcharliesheen. You know it's coming.