2.25.11 - 9:30AM
- by
Molly McAleer

20 Amazing Unicorns

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Excuse you? Unicorns aren't real? We beg to differ. If anything, unicorns may be too real.

We've collected images from around the web of some of the most outrageous, bold and hilarious unicorns you'll ever lay eyes on. If this list doesn't leave you a true believer, than there is no hope for you. We're sorry. You live a life free of magic, and for that we pity you. Not in a real way, but kind of.

CLUB UNICORN
When this guy hits the dance floor, all of the other, less skilled fantastical creatures grab their ladies and go home. This guy is the original Mr. Steal Ya Girl.

MURDEROUS UNICORN
Don't step to this one-horned beast. He'll end your life if he doesn't like the look on your face.

MONOGOMOUS UNICORN
There's only one woman for this unicorn and there will only ever be one woman for this unicorn.

ORIGAMI UNICORN
Hands down one of the most impressive types of unicorn out there.

LEATHER DADDY UNICORN
Don't let his soft exterior fool you! A night with this unicorn will start out with a round of beers with some close sadomasochist friends and end with you pantless and bound to the side of a freeway overpass with a tennis ball shoved in your mouth.

STONER UNICORN
This unicorn has no idea why she's on this list, but she wants to know if you have any Doritos.

BRO UNICORN
Beware of this breed of unicorn. Invite him into your home and it wil only be a matter of time unitl you're asking who drank all the Bacardi O and pissed in your hamper.

NANCY KERRIGAN-STATUS UNICORN
No one since former Olympian Nancy Kerrigan has taken to the ice like this dude.

MAZE UNICORN
Too. Many. Important. Things. Happening. Here. For. Us. To. Function.

FRIEND TO THE DISABLED UNICORN
We get a lot of emails from people asking, "Is it safe to leave my disabled relative with a unicorn?" Here's your answer, Glen from Cleveland. Please stop emailing.

BAD BOY UNICORN
Ladies with daddy issues, this is the unicorn for you. Rude, aggressive, constantly surrounded by trashy women... He might just be the mythical creature you've been looking for your entire life.

BARBIE UNICORN
Out of all of the professions Barbie's ever had, this one is definitely our favorite.

SURVIVOR UNICORN
You might be focused on the young man bold enough to rip the horn right off of a unicorn's head, but we can't help but notice that this fantastical beast is still alive. Someone get Oprah on the phone!

EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE UNICORN
The most common complaint we hear from people is that, in their experience, unicorns shut down easily and have a hard time talking about their feelings. Not this guy.

PENSIVE UNICORN
This one's for all you dreamers out there. We're pretty sure you can relate to this scene (We're all so insignificant, right?)

LIGHT SWITCH UNICORN
Your obsessive-compulsive tendency to flick your light switch on and off wont lessen with this painted creature around, but it will definitely seem a little more magical.