Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly recently tried to prove the existence of God with the now-infamous line, "Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain why the tide goes in." As anybody with a rudimentary understanding of science is aware, the tides go in and out because of the moon and something called "gravity."
Naturally, a whole lot of people -- from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to seemingly the entire internet -- mocked O'Reilly for his comments. O'Reilly, rather than admit that he had given one of the shabbiest pro-creationist arguments of all time, tried to defend himself by saying,
Okay, how'd the moon get there? Look, you pinheads who attacked me for this, you guys are just desperate. How'd the moon get there? How'd the sun get there? How'd it get there? Can you explain that to me? How come we have that and Mars doesn't have it? Venus doesn't have it. How come? Why not? How'd it get here? How did that little amoeba get here, crawl out there? How'd it do it?
Of course, other planets DO have moons, which doesn't help O'Reilly's science cred one bit. The internet, of course, responded with an image meme featuring O'Reilly acting puzzled over simple, everyday things and responding "You can't explain that!"
Check out the original O'Reilly clip and our favorite images from the meme below.
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2.13.11
By jack
Lol.. No,'Flagrante'..you're right. No one knows why you have a girlfriend.........either. (maybe cuz you're funny)
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2.14.11
By Gary
If he graduated from Harvard, I would imagine that cheeze whiz could get a Phd!! Was he in the same graduating class as Sponge Bob Square Pants?
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2.13.11
By roger kavan
Ignorance is an easy sell. The majority can afford it. O'Reilly uses ignorance all the way to the bank.
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2.13.11
By guywilson
If you think some things really bad, and God really good...you must believe God is separate from the world and that some of the things we see in it are contrary to his will. Christianity thinks God made the world. but it also thinks that a great many things have gone wrong with the world that God made and that God insists, and insists very loudly, on our putting them right again. C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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2.13.11
By HOOFHEARTED
Using the one about graduating from Harvard and putting Obama's picture in the middle would have made it way more funny !! And just for the record,Atheists have to keep propping up their non belief by tearing down those that do believe because of their fear that they might be wrong,you see ,true Atheists as well as true Christians don't have to use constant preaching or insults and rhetoric to the other side to bolster their shaky belief, they keep their opinions inside unless asked about them !!
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2.13.11
By jan snowhill
IT IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND AND REMEMBER THAT BILL IS A CELEBRITY NOT A SOURCE OF INFORMATION IN THE WORLD.
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2.13.11
By bob
I often wonder if libs get it, in the end. I mean that last millisecond, do they realize all that goodness, forgiveness, the false god? It was all false. they can never tell us what they should have done. those that stand for nothing, fall for anything, literally.
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2.13.11
By bstill
I think the point Bill is really trying to make is that our nation seems to spiraling down hill and out of control. It seems as though everyone wants something for nothing and wants it on someone elses back. Pointing fingers and saying hey looky there, look what he's doing all the while taking advantage of their employees. This is becoming a Godless nation and we're paying the price for it. So we have a nation with Tyrants running the major corporations for the most part. People do need to believe that there is something LOVING that created it all. And that those who are getting away with "murder" in all it's various forms will not get the last laugh!
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2.13.11
By jerabaub
O'Reilly always talks about "the folks", like he is their savior..suggesting that the folks are just too stupid to comprehend things without Mr. Bill O'Reilly being there to explain to them.
What unmitigated gall. What conceit. What arrogance.
Earth to "Mr. Bill": The folks don't need you. you have little of value to offer them.
If it is only ratings, then American Idol and Jerry Springer are all that matter.
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2.13.11
By stevefacefinder
You have to admit that it is kinda funny. What's even funnier is Bill's rant (thinking he wasn't being taped) when he was freakin' out on "Hard Copy" or whatever goofy show he was hosting before he became a political icon. You can probably find it on You Tube.
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2.13.11
By bigbe
How does it float????
now that is idiotic!
what is the alternative? that it all ''settles''?
On what?
Maybe it all does eventually ''settle'' and forms another singularity and creats another big bang, (if there was one in the first place). Or maybe it just drifts over until it is against the side of whatever holds our universe in. If anything does,
Conventional science, for a while anyway, seems to be leaning towards an ever expanding rather than shrinking while it slows universe as was the wisdom before but the truth is, new things are discovered all the time and while answering some of the questions, they also create more.
I, personally think ''something''(Nature, God, accident or a toaster) caused all this to happen but I have no clue what it was and anyone who is ''certain'' they do know is an idiot.
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2.13.11
By cambier lingua
O'Reilly is very talented. His show is entertaining except for the nasal sounding Laura Ingraham with the ever-present gold cross. This is personal, but I don't want to see around a neck a gold cross, a star of David, a Yamulka (sp?), a burka or some other religious sign as these newscasters have to broadcast their religion. As Juan Williams said [and got fired for]and I'm paraphrasing here, "When one leads with their religion (he was speaking of Arabs in their native dress getting on a plane), it can be fearful." Religion should be a personal comfort, not a broadcasting tool as Ingraham uses it. Some nights it is high when her neckline is high, other night low when neckline is low. I just turn her off.
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2.13.11
By cjohn2112
its impossible to argue with anyone who actually believes the earth is only 6000(or is it 10000?) years old as hardcore fundamentalist believe.
maybe god created everything we see, maybe not. ask any fundamentalist if they believe in alien life and they will say no. so how can they believe in god? if he created the earth, he is not from here is he?
im sure if god does exist, he looks down at us, shaking his head saying "idiots".
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2.13.11
By JT
I guess this idiot has never watched a science documentary in his life. What a moron! Science has explained pretty much everything O'Reilly is questioning. Maybe he should watch other TV stations like PBS, Discorvery, Science Network, etc... instead of FOX.
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2.13.11
By Charles Mitchell
Hathaway, I'm going to compliment you by calling you an idiot, although most idiots are evidently smarter than you. What an unimportant, pointless piece of drivel your article is. But that is to be expected of your type of bleeding heart mal-educated liberals. What a shame articles like this one are even printed. However, they serve a purpose in informing those who might be unaware of how pitiful the extreme leftist agenda is. Oh, and by the way, Elton John: please take your piano and your sleazy, immoral habits back across the pond, and take Paul, the Beetle-brained along with you. We don't need misfits like you two messing up our great Country.
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2.13.11
By joesph
jon stewert only wishes he was as brilliant as orielly.
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2.13.11
By usmcqtco
Science has pretty much explained everything? Really? So, how did the universe "create" itself out of nothing? Where did that "primordial soup" containing the one-celled organism come from? Where did the one-celled organism come from? Etc., etc., etc. I'd say science has "explained" very little.
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2.13.11
By Richard Kelly
That still doesn't mean you can say ;"god did it' and think the problem is solved. I prefer I don't know let's do all we can to find out. God didi irt leads to more ignorance.
2.13.11
By jim
Man, jon stewert has a lot ot i.d.i.o.t.s that follow him. If you read the bible, you's know where it all camne from. But, you wnat to sit and critizise evewrything that is true. Well, you will believe one day, you will.
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2.13.11
By cjohn2112
would you mind telling me where in the bible i can find this explanation of everthing you speak of?...or is it just more bs?
no, im not a bleeding heart liberal, or a close minded conservative. i studied bible 4 years in school and never once saw any explanations to how things were created or how the tides came in and out, or ANYTHING of scientific value.
if you want to believe everything in the bible, thats your right. but dont try and tell me it has answers to anything other than a very vague and one sided look at historical events.(or mythological events, depending on whether you actually believe it)