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In a post-apocalyptic world ... where hamsters have taken over (you knew it was only a matter of time) ... one rodent shall rule over all the rest in her fully loaded, hamster powered walker! Navigating the most treacherous terrains (the coffee table) with relative ease, and conquering her many enemies (the cat) comes naturally for Princess the Hamster. She is truly a God amongst mere mortal hamsters. Sure she might seem cute, fluffy, and adorable as can be... but that's only what she wants you to think!

This is how it starts, people! You teach them how to use machines, then you turn your back for a second and SMASH! They run you over with the car. I know it sounds crazy. It may not happen today. It may not happen tomorrow. But mark my words, it will happen! And Princess the Hamster shall be at the forefront of all the carnage. You've been warned. God help us...