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Scumbag Steve says his girlfriend's pregnantBlake Boston, the rapper whose MySpace photo was used for a meme character named Scumbag Steve, read Urlesque's Scumbag Steve post. He's a fan. We "did him a solid," he says in a rambling email he (or someone posing as him) sent me this weekend.

In the email, he says his girlfriend's pregnant, which is definitely a logical thing to share with a blogger who already published his last email. He also says that his parents went to Harvard, and then he gets all Kanye on his haters.

If you wanna skip the confused, run-on sweary paragraph, just check out his sign-off:

BLAKEBOSTON THE REAL SCUM BAG NAAAWWWW THE REAL NAAWWWW THE KID FROM BOSTON
WHO THINKS THIS JUST MAYBE A SHUTTER ISLAND THING HAPPENING.HOPE WHEN I COME TOO I DIDNT BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS.
This guy's great. If Scumbag Steve hadn't been real, the internet would have had to invent him. I mean, it did anyway, but still.

douglas nice pic ,shave ya chest like a true balla does, just playin.listen ,i thought about ur article and what i wrote u the other day and im just lettin you know im gonna be off this scumbag steve sh*t. im good with it tho. let the trollys rolly but seriously. my girl cant take it and shes pregnant (baby moma drama jk) . just want to let u know you did me a solid with your article and im honored to know of you man. i may do that jake web thing next week if the guy still wants it ,that guys funny as sh*t an i like how he exposes all the haters in a f*ck up way . lets people know that sh*ts real out there.also ima do danbrads thing cuz hes a stand up guy too. but i keep puttin the sh*t off cuz it feels like f*kin homework .ima keep the twitter for a bit sh*ts fun, probably end that tho in a few weeks.also i wrote to that f*kin ass**** at 40colt. if u know that guy tell him he's a pr*ck. narrowminded f*ck writin about towns here in mass. and rashin on people that cant afford to live in westin or wellesley. saying that all wiggers are from those towns cuz theyre poor an uneducated.an he went to emerson like thats the sh*t? all my family went to harvard and you dont see me spillin sh*t.braggin and sh*t. oh well im ramblin now .so good looks my dude .let it burn out. 15 minutes of fames educated me. and just think my dude ,teo weeks ago i never even knew what a meme was. REAL f*kin TALK.BLAKEBOSTON THE REAL SCUM BAG NAAAWWWW THE REAL NAAWWWW THE KID FROM BOSTON

WHO THINKS THIS JUST MAYBE A SHUTTER ISLAND THING HAPPENING.HOPE WHEN I COME TOO I DIDNT BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS.
In other Scumbag Steve news, a commenter on my last piece claims that he started the meme in this thread on Funny Junk (NSFW). The first comment on that post does predate the first Scumbag Steve Reddit thread -- though a commenter there seems to invent the name "Scumbag Steve" but not mention Funny Junk. Who stole the meme from whom? DRAMA!

Update: Blake saw this post and wrote to me:

ya couldnt fix my spellin some? man i was drunk when i wrote that .some pr*ck over at the chive place got an email and is posting as me. sucks cuz dudes kinda funny but im worried he wont stop ,i think its the fakes from the scumbag fb page. have you read that sh*t. the dudes kinda funny. but ya i really dont like someone merking my life. is it legal to totally impersonate some one with emails and everything. might have to spend some bank now and get a lawyer to f*ck some sh*t up. were cool tho brother but maybe next time when i email u can ya fix my fulin spellin? jk alls good oh and im proud of my girl and my baby. i cant wait to be a father. sh*t dont write that if u use any of this

(I decided, since he already said that stuff about being a dad in the last email, that it was okay to publish it this time.)