Everyone knows that pickup trucks are rough-and-tumble, manly vehicles, but what's on the market for the guy who wants to be even manlier?

Comedian Mark Little has got you covered with the Ferd F-Teenthousand.

I don't want to give too much away, but suffice to say this vehicle is gonna bring you from "dude who can carry a leafblower in the back of his truck" to "dude who can do pretty much anything he wants to. Ever."

Warning: there's a bit of NSFW action in this one.