Atlanta mother and grandmother, Jazz Ison Sinkfield, has been growing out her fingernails for the last 22 years in the hopes of meeting Oprah and "a lot of more celebrities."

So far her quest has only landed her on the local news, but her nails, the longest of which is 24 inches, are actually pretty impressive. Their length keeps her from doing everyday tasks like tying her shoes and putting on jewelry, and she pays $250 a month at the nail salon to maintain them, but Jazz is committed nonetheless.

I feel like at this point she's put such a tremendous investment of her time and money into her mission that somebody should put her in touch with Oprah. Or at least a person who's making a documentary about wannabe talkshow guests.