It's the beginning of second semester, which means it's only a matter of time until the internet is full of last-minute paper writers racking their brains for a topic. You don't need to worry, though, because Mike Lacher at Wonder Tonic has planned ahead and made a Film School Thesis Statement Generator that cranks out important ideas that are jam-packed with token themes and liberal-artsy buzzwords. All you have to do is give it a movie title and it does the rest.

Granted, the site is a parody of the ridiculous verbal acrobatics that take place when you're asked to write 25 pages about how the background design in Toy Story 3 is a comment on post 9/11 masculinity, but that doesn't mean that some awesome papers aren't going to come out of this.

Check out a few of my potential theses after the jump (and thank me for your A later).



film school thesis generator

film school thesis generator

film school thesis generator

film school thesis generator





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