Koalas aren't supposed to eat apples. They eat eucalyptus leaves. And they hang out in trees, not on sidewalks. So when you see one hanging out on a curb munching on fruit, you know he's had a rough time lately.

That's why when I saw this video, I made a tribute to the roller-coaster life of a former koala tycoon.

Sad Koala reflects on better days



The original koala video



Chin up, buddy. Somebody's gonna get you to a Swamp Gum tree.