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Worried that your social media presence might be getting in the way of your job search or ruining your reputation as mommy's little dancer? Robert Wayne's got you covered.

He understands your concern because he too used to stress over his privacy settings until he made an important realization: everyone is too lazy to scroll through tons of boring fluff content in order to find one incriminating status.

That's right, all you need to do is flood the internet with a barrage of pointless status updates in order to make it less statistically probable for anyone to find anything incriminating that you've said.

So next time you're tempted to tell the world about your F in science class, feel free. Just remember to balance out the playing field by burying it inside of a 20-post thread about waterskiing squirrels and the awesome grilled cheese you had at lunch.