If the internet has taught us anything, it's that nothing gets you hOt SeX aCTiOn faster than dressing like a douchebag and making a viral video.

That's why I trust faux-music group The Midnight Beast when they sing to me about safe sex and the importance of contraception.

They're telling me that condoms are a good idea, but at the same time there are strobing disco bricks and ironic Trapper-Keeper art in the background to satiate my yOuNg SeNsiBiLiTiEs. It's like the American version of Skins, but for health class.

Warning: semi-NSFW banana fellating.

Thanks for the tip, Alex!