In the proud tradition of single-topic tumblrs that pair animal photos with funny captions, Cats Watching You Have Sex chronicles your cat's thought process as it accidentally bears witness to your sex life.

Every awkward position, new boyfriend, and accidental walk-in narrated meticulously from Mittens' point of view.

And if you don't think she's upset about her decorative throw pillow being defiled, you're wrong.


"That is MY novelty throw pillow you're getting busy on! MINE. That is my prime napping spot. And now it's been defiled. Thanks for ruining my life."