shake weightThe Shake Weight is meant to shape and tone your upper body. It's also big and unwieldy, and when used, it can appear to resemble an unspeakable sexual act, which makes the commercial so funny that even Saturday Night Live parodied it, because it's basically one big prank on girls in sports bras. Tee-hee!

But, before long, they made a Shake Weight for men because why not? America needed it. But something about the commercial seemed off: where was the funny? Why didn't it look like these guys were JO'ing horses? Is that just a woman's job, Shake Weight people? Sexism alert???

Let's fix what's wrong by unloading upon you a barrage of real-life videos featuring dudes using the Shake Weight.

Don gets his dog in on the action, also dances and takes off his shirt



A long-lost Jersey Shore cast-off knows how funny he is, but, sadly, doesn't play the cream-colored Baby Grand in the background [Language NSFW]


Gabe uses the Shake Weight, sweats real bad, "no homo"


Chris know he look good


Ethan: "Look how jacked I'm gettin.'" Also, great gift idea, Mom.


Just give the hipster back his glow stick, alright?


Even L.A. Clipper Blake Griffin takes a "Shake break" in the locker room