paula abdulPaula Abdul told Julie Chen that she's "never been drunk in [her] life." Never ever. Not once. And despite all the chatter of those who say she's an airhead or a drunkard or pill-popper, Paula claims that it's all untrue and that, on the contrary, she is intelligent. She has a "brain," which she also calls a "concept."

So there you have it: Paula Abdul has never been drunk in her life, and especially not on TV. Here are some videos of Paula Abdul completely, entirely, 100% sober and intelligent and with it.

Paula: "I've never been drunk."

Paula, not drunk on American Idol, three sobering times

Paula, not drunk, sobbing after being let go from the Bratz movie (on her reality show, Hey, Paula):

Paula, sober, on KCPQ:

Paula, sober, on KTVU:

Paula, sober, on HSN:

Paula, still sober, on HSN again: