A recent survey of 4chan, conducted by the user genkouhande, has been decried by 4chan founder Christopher "moot" Poole as "total garbage."
The poll - which even Moot agrees was really conducted, if not scientifically - covers things like demographics and sexual habits, and it does seem to confirm a lot of stereotypes about the site's audience. It says they're young, white and into pornography, and that they generally feel new users on 4chan are a bad thing. It also shows that 4chan users spend most of their time on the notorious "random" board, /b/, ignoring the site's 48 other boards.
Because this poll, total garbage or not, seems so spot-on when it comes to stereotyping 4chan users, we decided to conduct a few of our own extremely fake polls. We've made up our own results that reenforce what you already knew about popular websites like Yelp, Etsy and even YouPorn.






















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12.29.10
By fosin
I like porn
And Zooey Deschanel
hmmm...excuse me for a moment
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12.30.10
By genkouhande
It's not a fake survey you moron. If you took one second to look at google spreadsheets, you'd know it wasn't. You can download the spreadsheet with all the responses (except obvious trolls up to 1700 and the 6500 up gamed results I removed) here:
https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B8YF6SIGgpyWYjU5YmYyZDUtNGIzNS00MzIxLTk1NDYtYjgzNmExY2EwN2Rk&authkey=CJm7xIcI&hl=en
I didn't just ms paint the results, so please don't misrepresent it.
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