hairy nsfw images bollocks christmas cardRemember when Google blacklisted certain words from its new Instant Search function? Most of the blacklisted words are pretty NSFW, but you can still use them to send a disturbing/confusing Christmas e-card to your friends, grandparents and mortal enemies. Google Black Christmas will automatically generate the card for you using stylish typography courtesy of design studio Nation and "rude" words from the Google Blacklist (terms Google Suggest doesn't autocomplete for searchers).

If you don't know what these terms mean, you probably don't want to. But because you're an incorrigible little scamp -- that's why we like you! -- you'll probably look them up anyway. You can click the question mark icon next to each word to have Wikipedia tell you how gross it really is. Of course, this fails when the words have double meanings. The Lemon Party ain't just a political party in Quebec, kids (seriously, do NOT Google this).