ALFI didn't watch ALF when I was a kid, mainly for one reason: I was terrified by the alien. It's a good thing I wasn't watching, now that I know what was going on behind the scenes.

In this seven-minute video of outtakes from the series (apparently purchased off eBay), we witness the complete destruction of any innocence ever possessed by the cuddly extraterrestrial as he throws around the N-word like a frisbee (4:38) and pretends to snort a line of coke (1:28).

In other words, ALF was basically Gordon Gecko, and it all comes full circle. THE 80S WERE SO WEIRD.

WARNING: Video extremely NSFW