I know what you're thinking: there's no way anyone could ever top the hardcore intensity that Drowning Pool brings on their track '(Let the) Bodies (Hit the Floor),' but I'm here to tell you you're wrong.

There is a cockatoo named Lolita somewhere on this planet and she is the most metal lady you're gonna meet, bird or human.

I know you don't believe me, but that's fine because she will set you straight herself. Lolita doesn't S around.