donatellaIt's been far too long since I've come across a middle-aged YouTube vlogger as lovably bananas as Diana Campanella. Luckily, I've discovered the videos of Donatella, a 61-year-old Colorado woman who never wears the same wig twice. She sings, tells jokes, and provides endless kernels of advice, none of which seem to make any sense whatsoever (i.e. always wear silver broach on Halloween to fend off vampires).

There's no shortage of insanity in Donatella's videos, from the constant sound of birds chirping (of course) to her wide array of fashion choices, from warm-up suits to bosom-bearing, low cut blouses. As Christmas approaches, I like to think Santa dropped by my house a bit early this year, only because he knew that videos of Donatella was simply too good a gift to withhold until the 25th.

Nora Dunn, is that you?

Donatella wears a $10 burqa and then sings "Midnight at The Oasis"




Donatella wants to be "subbed" by you (subscribed to on YouTube, that is) so badly, she went and did this




Donatella, or Fake Charo, sings "Blue Christmas" in the dark




Donatella went to Vegas and stayed at Paris (not The Paris, mind you), as evidenced by her warm-up suit and hat, so why not pay tribute with a Barry Manilow number, naturally?




Donatella tells a joke...in the dark...




Donatella goes all out for Valentine's Day, thanking her subscribers for the "gifts" they "sent" to her (HOLY SH*T)




Donatella talks Y2K ten years later before swigging Red Bull and grain alcohol?




Something about turkeys! Happy Thanksgiving!




Beware vampires on Halloween! Wear a broach!




Donatella's thoughts on Fat Tuesday, Presidents Day, and Lent, and she's wearing a boxing match tee shirt, which is all that really matters



SO INTO THIS LADY RIGHT NOW.