goatLook, I've always really liked goats. They were always the best part of the petting zoo, right?

Man oh man, how times have changed.

In a video that's been lurking around for a year without traction, I may have single-handedly found the grossest goat video ever. I don't know why its tongue is as long as it is, or why it hangs low like a wet handkerchief, but this goat is definitely the Linda Blair of goats. It's as if a cartoon piranha grew horns (...and a goat's body), and all that kept him from devouring you whole was some shoddy wood.