So apparently Microsoft Word 2010 includes an IM-type feature for people who are working on the same document (think Google Docs), and in order to show us what it's all about they made an ad depicting the founding fathers working on the Declaration of Independence.

For that narrow niche of the internet that was dying to know what it'd look like if Thomas Jefferson used an emoticon, your day has come!

[This video made me hate the founding fathers, and now I'm seceding. Sign up in the comments if you want to be part of Nicksylvania. - Ed.]

Thanks for the tip, Andy!