"Scientists proved long ago that the Internet is, in fact, composed of 98.7 percent cats." (Helen Popkin). That's cool and all, but you don't get to 500 billion views without making a few enemies along the way. So what to do about the haters? Obtain a premium vehicle and just keep ridin' dirty.

Cat Utilizes a Turtle to Ride Dirty





Cat Utilizes a Roomba to Ride Dirty





Cat Utilizes a Roomba Whilst Strongly Encouraging a Dog to "Get Out the Way"




Kitten Named "Snickers" Utilizes Actual Car To Ride Dirty




WTF Is This, Really Confused Now




Why Does This Have 100K+ Views; Who Is Watching This