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oprah favorite thingsSo at this point, "Oprah's Favorite Things" is a television event, as Oprah Winfrey herself puts it. And considering that this is her 25th and final season, the hour-long giveaway show aired not one, but two episodes, consecutively. Because Oprah believes in giving back. And pajamas! PAJAMAS FOR EVERYBODY! YOU GET PAJAMAS, YOU GET PAJAMAS, YOU GET PAJAMAS!

...Whew, sorry, lost my head for a second.

Confession: I have a theory that the staff inside Oprah's control room -- with access to more cameras than most television shows -- decide ahead of time which audience members are going to go the most mental when Oprah bellows that they're all receiving diamond watches or cashmere throws or frozen macaroni and cheese (for real). Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I truly believe that Oprah's director spends time before going live searching for women in jewel tones whose hysterics will almost definitely end in diarrhea.

Just try telling me that there isn't at least one woman in this five-minute montage of Oprah's audience going nuts who doesn't accidentally drop a deuce (or at least pee her pants a little).



Another conspiracy come true: Oprah is a superhero