Ever catch yourself watching something completely mortifying on YouTube, but you keep with it because you kind of hope the person will acknowledge how ridiculous they are? Then you probably know the feeling you get a few minutes later when the video ends and not only has the person failed to redeem themself, but you're now left with the knowledge that this weirdo is out there living the American dream.

Well here's a video of someone's mother (her username is lifeofagreatmommy) reciting some next-level poetry while spinning around naked on her back porch in the rain.

I'd say more, but I honestly feel like I just learned how babies are made all over again. "LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOUUU MOMMMMM."

(WARNING: Full-on n00d shoulders.)