satanic sacrificeWhile a Satanic sacrifice is as tragic as any death, the process is comprised of more than just a kill -- it's grizzly, creepy, and almost always calculated. And it makes for a great instructional video.

In the video below, a detective/your dad pinned up a bedsheet, leaned a couple of hollow Roman columns against the wall, and hung flourescent neon lights from the ceiling to walk us through the process of how a satanic sacrifice works.

Why is the model dressed like she just came from a beachside Squirrel Nut Zippers concert (answer: because this was filmed in 1994)? And why must she keep her eyes closed like she's actually dead? (Wait, is she?)