Add a Comment

Great news, man. You know how we've been trying to figure out how to read one of those books that hot hippie chicks over at Starbucks talk about but like, without actually reading it? Well there's this tumblr that does all the heavy lifting for us. Mike Lacher of Wonder-Tonic is translating "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac line for line into brospeak, and it's making my life SO much easier.

I used to think there was nothing even remotely trill about a bunch of old dudes driving around in some busted old car, but it turns out that they were pretty much just cruisin with their boys and dodging grenades and landmines like the rest of us. They were total BAMFS!

What I'm saying here is that you should definitely check it out, man. It'll make you look smarter, and bare minimum Katie's gonna want to grind all up on you at the foam party after you tell her you've read a book. It's a sure thing.