Here is a 50-year-old woman who has a good explanation for the ICBM that was fired over California last week. It was shot down by aliens (Pleiadeans, to be exact) who are trying to prevent a war on earth instigated by lizard and dragon people who live underground and secretly control the powers that be. Apparently this is a widespread conspiracy. Lizard people.

My big question: How does a woman this cray-cray have such a nice-looking living room? Please note the Tommy Bahama dinette set.

Listen to this stuff. SARS, Communism, Tsunamis,'s all the reptilians in collusion with the world's SS shadow governments! Sons of Satan. That's why the pope wears red shoes. Because the lizard people need the human meat to eat?

But there are some good aliens too. Don't test them, Barack. Colleen claims to be "the spirit of the mother of everything in this galaxy." Didn't know our all-powerful creator was so into leopard print and fake boobs.

See, these hostile aliens can capture you on their UFO's, but by the rules of "Divine Law," they're not allowed to lie. However, they use reverse speech to fool unsuspecting humans. But you have the power to banish them by saying, "In Prime Creator I am a sovereign being and I do not consent to you taking me anywhere, you son of a bitch. Leave my presence now!"

Obviously. Also you can buy extended YouTube videos of Colleen with tasteful nudes and a video of her in a bikini being contacted by aliens. The idea is that she has to expose all her skin to receive a clear message.

The New Age community isn't completely on board with Colleen's vision. One commenter wrote:

I find it very interesting that NOTHING Colleen predicted came true, and now all her videos regarding, dirty bombs, alien invasion etc, are all taken down. She made a fool of herself on national television and nothing has happened. You've been lied to Colleen, stop opening up your soul to demons, take light from inside!

Very interesting indeed...

I did some research on these reptilians. The concept comes from the British New Ager David Icke, who once claimed to be the reincarnated Son of God.

At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

This theory just keeps on giving. Please, please, read it all. Here's a teaser: