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These aren't typos, they're little works of alchemy, and despite the iPhone's fear of swear words (am I ducking right?), many of them turn normal sentences into sexy come-ons.
"Damn You Auto-Correct" publisher Jillian Madison sent us her readers' top ten favorite iPhone mis-corrections. Let's read them! Usurpation Yeeeeeeah!
You'll like her slot
If you need head
Viagra
Penis butter
Uranium
Gonads
Homoerotic
Porn infection
Let's bang under the stars
Bought the fornicator!
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11.14.10
By Edmond
hahhaha some of these are priceless
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12.03.10
By B
These are funny, to be sure, but many of them aren't real fails. Try to repeat the auto-corrections from some of these and your Iphone won't make the mistakes, ie "peanut" butter becoming "penis" butter. No matter how you try, that mistake isn't made in auto-correct. The same is true getting "viagra" from "cigars". I have tried to repeat these fails and they don't happen. "Slot" from "a lot" does so that one is legit.