When it comes to the pumpkin carving contest at the harvest fair, second place is the first loser. And what do losers do? They drink until they throw up all their seeds. Happy hangover, jack-o-lanterns!

Come on! Not in the leaves.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


That's cool. Just throw up all over the kitchen island.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Aw. He's kind of cute.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


It's tough to judge how many you've had with a lazy eye.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Somebody did a little too much celebrating for his award.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


When throwing up, always try to match the table.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


That's what you get for mixing your liquor.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


It's not just the pumpkin. This is how everyone looks after one of Seth's parties.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Pie, anyone?

drunk pumpkin throwing up


At least he got it in the bag.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


He's got good taste for a drunk.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Don't worry buddy. You'll feel better in the morning.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


What are you two smiling at? You're next.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Looks like an angry drunk.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


He smiles to hide the pain.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


That's what you get for drinking in space.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


You know, if you swallow those, they'll get roasted. Mmm. Delicious.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Well, it's the toddler toilet, but good effort.

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Is that a cat?

drunk pumpkin throwing up


Now that's no way to represent your organization.

drunk pumpkin throwing up