foreclosure
Ho boy. Wow. Okay. So somebody's mom bought a novelty pair of oversized sunglasses. Then she borrowed her son's baseball cap. And then she was like, "I guess I can pull off the 'rapper' look if I wear my black Talbots blazer with a black top and the closest thing in my jewelry box to 'bling.'" So she did that, and then she recorded a five-minute-long spoken-word disaster "rap" about the home foreclosure crisis under the YouTube name "ForeclosureMom."