Urlesque tried to plan a fun little stunt with the guys behind the internet. We asked ICANN if they could shut it off for a day, since it's a national holiday and all. They talked to some guys at CERN, and everyone thought it would be great fun to shut down the internet.

But then some idiot sent a message to the large hadron supercollider people instead of the web people, and, well, now the internet never existed.

It's gonna take them a whole day to get the present and past back online, so in the meantime we sent you this CD-ROM that will load throughout the day with articles about our internet-less world.

Check out today's posts!